If you’ve ever spent a few minutes talking with me, you’ve probably learned at least three things:
- I’m allergic to mushrooms.
- I think yams are the whackest of all the vegetables
- I really want a white Helio Ocean.
Actually, you probably haven’t learned any of that. I don’t really talk about those things often - it just seemed like an interesting intro. Regardless, they’re all true. I can’t do much about the first item, and yams are too far gone at this point for anybody to save. But that last item, my desire for a white Ocean.. I think something can be done about that.
From what I hear, there was at least a color sample made of a white Ocean. For one reason or another it wasn’t what they were looking for, so it never saw the light of day. As I’m probably not going to convince Helio to run a white bodied series just because I think it would look mega rad, the task of making one will involve a little bit of leg work and a lot of tearing things apart.
So why not just rip the body off an ocean and spray it white? The main obstacle is the soft touch coat that covers the body already. Soft touch is a spray on plastic paint that gives your ocean’s body that smooth feeling that everyone notices when they first grab the device. It feels awesome, but it makes color modding the device tough - most paints just wont stick to it. If they do, they tend to look sort of diseased after drying.
The first challenge is getting an Ocean body sans soft touch. As I see it, there are two options here:
1) Strip the paint:
I could attempt to strip an Ocean body of it’s soft touch coat. However, I have no idea if this is even possible. As it’s really just a sort of spray on plastic, how could I remove the soft touch coat without eating at the body?
Advantages: Cheap
Disadvantages: Probably wont work, and might just ruin the body.
2) Get a body that hasn’t been sprayed with soft touch yet
This one’s a bit daunting, but it’s probably the best possible route. Somewhere in the magical land that is the Pantech factory, theres gotta be a point in the manufacturing process where the bodies are molded but not yet sprayed with soft touch.
These untouched shells, these perfect canvases - they’re out there, half way around the world. The question is whether or not I’d be able to get one. I’d gladly pay for one, if that were an option. Folks from Helio read this blog all the time - any of them reading this and happen to know the right person at Pantech? Gimme a shout.
Advantages: Takes a lot of the “This will probably end up really ugly” factor out of the process.
Disadvantages: Kind of crazy.
There are probably a number of other options (fabricating my own body, for example.) that I haven’t covered here. If you have any ideas, be sure to leave a comment.
The Process:
- Somehow, end up with an Ocean body without the soft touch paint.
- Determine the best way to color the body. Perhaps the guys from Colorware will be down for the project? If all else fails, spray paint.
- Tear apart the Ocean, removing its original body
- Install super awesome white body
- Triumphantly thrust Ocean above my head while victory theme plays
One way or another, my Ocean’s going white. I’ll post updates (and pictures) as they go down.